It’s amazing sometimes the things people leave behind. I found the following letter lying on the street. Or maybe I didn’t. Anyway, I didn’t write it, and here it is in its entirety, including punctuation, syntax, and spelling. I added paragraph spacing to make it easier to read — if you can get past several major obstacles *cough cough*.

Dear,

Hi How are you? I hope before you accep my letter nasa good condation ka at good mood… By the way, before anything el’s I woul’d like to great to your circle family relative’s and mos’t specialy to you.

Actualy I letter to you because I have importan’t matter and I hope you under’stan’d me. Tao lang ako. No man is infallible.. at isa ako jan. Aminen ko I mad a mistake. 4R relation shef. Piro alam mo kong anu ang dahilan f nagkaganito… Before begin relationshep… You cannot trus’t me. Mahirap yon para sakin. I know jealousy is the cause of trouble. Diba. Piro hinde yan maiwasan..

Minahal kita I know you diba… Piro date yon. Hinde na ngayon. Because I cannot comprehen’d you’r klay’s… Dati tuweng nag uusap tayo. Sinasabihan mo ako. Bakit ganon ka. Alam mo I can’t make out what u mean’s. Date but now I realize… gusto mo palang malambeng ako sayo. Sory kong ganon ang pinapakita ko sayo non piro kahet papano minahal din kita… Piro alam mo I was pining for the gone by day’s.. mga hapening natin…

Actualy my answer to your question me… I don’t know anything concering that matter. Plz don’t misunder’stan’d me.. Alam mo. Pari pareho lang naman tayo it is easy to be a man but it is difficul’t to be real man…

I’m sosory ha.. Alam kong andito ka parin sa puso ko. But I cannot analyze the problem me… Kaya nag kaganito… I understand naman… Dati tinatanong mo sakin.. what is your belief about love… Answer to your question.. love is spor’t.. Like anything.

But I realize.. I mad ah mistake 4r answering you. Because. Love is very importan’t all woman…

[unsigned]

Um… It’s like the culmination of all the funny signs I see in the metro!

Tags: Bad English

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